Keep, ancient Eurotrash, your storied pomp!
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of Real News Items about the world of women's football yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of Eurotrash's teeming shore of linguistic speculations, gender-theory rants, and horse cakes.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost Real News Items to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
—cf. original, in case a...
Mother of Exiles
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of Real News Items about the world of women's football yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of Eurotrash's teeming shore of linguistic speculations, gender-theory rants, and horse cakes.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost Real News Items to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
—cf. original, in case a...
Mother of Exiles